Apple Backlash Date Set in Stone Says "The Onion"

Cheeky periodical, "The Onion" released details today that has us here at Wize.com setting our skeptical alarm for what is reported to be an enormous backlash against the brand and gadget giant, Apple. 

That alarm is said to go off at some point between the dates of March 20th and March 22nd, leaving skeptics to believe Wall Street analysts are referring to March 21st.  That however, is only speculation. 

The article goes on to reiterate:

"At the current rate, we believe that at this time a sea change will occur in which people will look down at their glossy white or black devices and feel a sense of embarrassment and gullibility," Goldman Sachs analyst Steven Shore said. "They will realize that, despite all the sleek design, they got caught up in a wave of hype that made them shell out additional hundreds of dollars for options and features they didn't need. Until then, I would like to point out that my iPhone is awesome."

Personally, we question if "The Onion" isn't simply grumpy that it is a smelly vegetable and not a sweet delicious fruit.